Thursday, 13 June 2013

To kill two birds with one stone

Tenaliraman was a great wit. He was a superstar at the court of Krishnadevaraya, the ruler of Vijayanagaram. One day, he was held up at the Royal court til I late in the evening. Night had fallen when he neared his house. He stopped on hearing some whispers. He kept himself in the dark and listened. "Tenaliraman is very rich and we have nothing. By tomorrow morning we will be rich and he will have nothing," said the whispering voice. "You said it," someone else replied. Tenaliraman guessed that the thieves were after his wealth. He hurried to his house, while working out a plan to keep the thieves at bay. He knocked the door. His wife checked his identity and held the door open. Tenaliraman moved in and sat on the swing. His wife closed the door behind him and hurried to fetch a glass of milk for him. Then she complained, "The rice plants in our fields... behind our house... are wilting. If you don't water them quickly, they will die."Tenaliraman replied,"! know. But first things first. Come...."
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He led her to the backyard. He dragged a big box and packed it with bricks and stones. His wife wondered what he was up to. "Let us move this and drop it into the well," Tenaliraman said. "But why?" She asked. Tenaliraman called her closer and explained. Her face turned pale. But he said happily, "This is a chance to get water to our fields." His wife could not make head or tail of his words. The two dragged the box to the well. "Give me a hand", Tenaliraman said. He lifted one end of the box. His wife held the other end. They held it over the rim of the wall that ran round the well and then let go. The box dropped down, hit the water with a big splash and went down. "Now, dear, no thief can walk away with our wealth. The box holds everything. . . gold and silver, ornaments and jewels," Tenaliraman spoke loudly.
The thieves, hiding in the branches of the tree, heard the comment. They could not believe their luck. They waited till the couple went inside and bolted the door. A little later, the thieves came down from the tree. They approached the well. They saw a large bucket and the rope tied to it. The free end of the rope was tied to a stout tree.The thieves took turns to draw water from the well. They emptied the water into the drain which ran all the way to the fields behind Tenaliraman's house. It was nearly dawn when the thieves could seethe rim of the box. "I will go down and tie the rope to the box. Then we will pull it out," one of the thieves got down. A little later, the two managed to haul the box up. Eagerly they broke open the lock and raised the lid. Then they got a real shock. The box contained no jewels, no gold or silver coins or ornaments. Bricks and stones greeted the thieves. They cursed their fate and wanted to run away, when they heard footsteps drawing near. As they turned around, they saw Tenal iraman coming towards them with guards. The thieves were arrested there and then. Later in the morning, Tenaliraman led his wife to the well and then to the fields and said, "What do you think of my trick! The thieves fetched water to our fields. And they worked free." "You are really a genius. You killed two birds with one stone," his wife smiled.

Meaning: To get double benefits. To make the best of a situation and gain extra advantage.

Alternative: To have a cake and eat it too

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